Drunken Table Wars

Drunken Table Wars is a silly tug-of-war over a table, played in a boxing ring. Each player has only one key, so anyone can learn it in seconds. That makes it a good game for a quick laugh with a friend, or to settle who does the dishes.

The menu has 1P (against the computer) and 2P buttons. In 2P:

The orange stickman on the left uses the W key.
The blue stickman on the right uses the Up arrow.

The same buttons are also shown on the screen. Both stickmen grab the same table, which has bottles and glasses on it. The floor of the ring is split down the middle, orange on one side and blue on the other. There are five stars for each player at the top of the screen.

In our test, the orange player hammered the W key. The orange stickman pulled, the bottles slid along the table, the blue stickman fell over, and the whole table ended up on orange's side. A big "Orange Scores" message appeared, and orange got one star.

According to the game's description, you have to beat your opponent 5 times to win, and objects falling onto the table can change a match.

It is from the same "Drunken" series as Drunken Duel.

How to play

Choose 2P.
The orange player presses W again and again. The blue player presses the Up arrow.
Pull the table over to your side of the ring to win the round and get a star.
Keep playing rounds. Fill all five stars to win the match.

Tips

Tap fast, but steadily. A steady rhythm pulls better than random mashing.
Watch the stuff on the table. Objects that fall on it can change the match.
Swap sides after a match. Some people are faster with the arrow key than with W.

More one-button games for two: Drunken Duel and Fish Eat Fish 2 Player.

Frequently asked questions

What are the controls in Drunken Table Wars?

The orange player uses W and the blue player uses the Up arrow. Each player only has one key.

How do you win a round?

Pull the table over to your side of the ring. In our game, that showed an "Orange Scores" message and gave a star.

How many rounds do you need to win?

According to the game's description, you need to beat your opponent 5 times. There are five stars for each player.

Can I play alone?

Yes. Choose 1P to play against the computer.

Is it free?

Yes. It runs in your browser with no download.